Collecting EastEnders Records, CDs, Tapes
By Larry Jaffee
“You’ve got to be a fool not to see that there is
money to be made out of the right kind of exploitation
of EastEnders. Whether it’s mugs, pens, book, records,
whatever...”
So said current BBC chairman Michael Grade back
in 1985 when the programme launched and he was BBC1
controller.
Since then there has been a plethora of
EastEnders-tied music products, some officially issued
by the BBC, others unauthorized, and numerous releases
by cast members looking to cash in on their new-found
stardom.
In nearly every instance of the latter, the
resulting artifact falls into the category of “better
not quit that day job” (e.g., Sid Owen a/k/a Ricky
Butcher). There have been a few exceptions, such as
Mike Reid’s (Frank Butcher) of Frank Sinatra and Dean
Martin-type standards.
The BBC cashed in on the Frank Butcher/Peggy
Mitchell marriage by getting Reid and Barbara Windsor
,who around the same time put out an album of her own
with Steve McFadden (Phil Mitchell) guesting on
“You've Got A Friend.”
Nonetheless, such memorabilia as a 45rpm, 7-inch
release of the official BBC EastEnders theme song
(also available as a 12-inch single) strike an
undeniable chord with certain collectors who hunt for
the television/celebrity of vinyl record shops,
especially since the programme is now in its 21st
year.
Another official BBC tie-in that coincided with
the series’ launch in 1985 was the EastEnders
Sing-Along, which offthetelly.co.uk critic TJ
Worthington, commented “has no musical pretentions
whatsoever; it’s nothing more than a standard cockney
pub knees up with the cast handling the rowdy vocals.
It’s lightweight but listenable, the cast sound as
though they had tremendous fun recording it, and
Letitia Dean gets the chance to prove that she has an
amazing singing voice.”
Around the same time, the BBC released Anita
Dobson's (Angie Watts) chart-topping single “Anyone
Can Fall in Love,” based on the programme's theme
music. David Buckingham in his academic study Public
Secrets: EastEnders and its Audience (BFI, 1987) said
Dobson's rendition “reflects obliquely on Angie's
desperate marital situation.”
Dobson, who has a beautiful voice, recorded a
solo album On My Own in 1986 that could have used
musical help from her husband, Queen guitarist Brian
May. On the other hand, she does a killer version of
“Science Fiction” on a budget theatrical cast
soundtrack of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I
once found on cassette in a New York drug store’s
cut-out bin.
Martine McCutcheon’s Tiffany Mitchell reportedly
was killed off by the BBC, which refused to match her
salary demands. No problem, responded Martine, who
insisted she was leaving EastEnders for a singing
career, which produced a U.K. hit single (“This
Perfect Moment”), two albums and a spotty attendance
record in the West End production of My Fair Lady. A
soundtrack CD of the latter was released.
Another former EastEnders actress who embarked on
a serious singing career is Michelle Gayle (Hattie
Tavernier), who also briefly flirted with the U.K.
dance charts.
Occasionally, an established musician tries out
his acting chops in EastEnders, best exemplified by
one-time Spandau Ballet bassist Martin Kemp (Steve
Owen), whose brother Gary was lead singer of the band
that had one huge international hit in “True” and lots
of U.K. hit singles. Both co-starred in the British
film The Krays, for which they received great reviews,
after which Martin tried his luck in Hollywood but
ended up a British telly star.
Another British band from that era, Scotland’s
Altered Images, featured a singer Clare Grogan, who
worked for a few months on EastEnders in the late
1990s as a detective/love interest for Ian Beale. She
never caught fire.
Any discussion of music and EastEnders would be
remiss without noting that John Altman (Nick Cotton)
played the Beatles’ lead guitarist George Harrison in
a 1979 television film Birth of the Beatles. Altman
can really play, and was a deadringer for the young
Harrison.
Bob Dylan fan Tom Watt (Lofty) once told me about
a vanity pressing 45 rpm single he cut of Dylan’s
“Subterranean Homesick Blues,” but it appeared to be
mostly for his own amusement.
Peter Dean’s (Pete Beale) record “I Can't Get a
Ticket for the World Cup” did not come within an inch
of the UK charts, noted Worthington.
Certainly an EastEnders collector curio would be
the demonstration CD that Shaun Williamson (Barry
Evans) pressed in 1999 to get gigs for his sideline as
lead singer of a soul band reminiscent of The
Commitments, the fictional Dublin band featured in the
film of the same name.
Unlike some his colleagues, such as Shane Richie
(Alfie Moon), Williamson hasn't put out a commercial
release to trade on his alter-ego’s notoriety.
“The EastEnders records released to date reflect
a conservative approach, yet they draw upon
experienced viewers’ knowledge of the characters,”
commented academic Buckingham. “Thus Nick Berry's
(Wicksy) No. 1 ‘Every Loser Wins’ was rechristened
‘Every Lofty Wins’ by one cynical correspondent to the
Radio Times on the basis of its rather obvious
connections with Lofty’s romantic misfortunes.
‘Something Out of Nothing’ by Paul Medford (Calvin)
and Letitia Dean (Sharon) was also appropriately
titled, and despite promotional ‘plugs’ in the
programme made little impression on the charts,”
Buckingham observed. He added that in the 1985-1987
timeframe “EastEnders records had been effectively
advertised in announcements directly following it and
also promoted with videos played on music-oriented BBC
television programmes Wogan and Top of the Pops."
Back to the EastEnders’ theme song, which exists
singularly on numerous compilations of TV and soap
themes, often cheesy Casio keyboard-sounding
renditions on the non-BBC releases.
Offthetelly.co.uk’s Ian Jones and Graham
Kibble-White, in an examination of British theme
songs, had this to say about the EastEnders tune:
“Perhaps Simon May felt that the stripped-down sound
of synth-snare and bell ringing would sit uneasily
with the rest of his work on the upcoming The Best of
Simon May album. With his stock-in-trade lush strings,
and mawkish orchestration it was really only a matter
of time before the maestro deemed the EastEnders theme
in need of an overhaul. Thus, in 1993 EastEnders
jettisoned its original arrangement and went for a
strings ’n’ sax version. Although it was rumoured that
Paul ‘Crossroads’ McCartney had a hand in the new
version that wasn’t enough to stop it being
universally (and rightly) rubbished. The BBC took
note, and in a matter of months the original tune had
returned. Or had it? Yes, the bells were back but May
couldn't resist a little tinkering and slightly beefed
up that stripped-down sound. For May, however, it was
mission accomplished—the awful version of the
EastEnders theme can be found on his titular 'best of'
CD.

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